Friday, February 23, 2007

"BAPTIST CORNFLAKES...?"

Viable and useful...? Peripheral...? Meaningful...? Inconsequential...? In some cases, questions of this nature are not easily answered - nor, despite the "superior knowledge" with which many of us "truly spiritual" Christians typically find ourselves in abundant supply, is it always ours to say.

This all came to mind this past week upon learning that Mary Smith (not her real name) is starting a new "Gospel Aerobics" telecast in our area as part of a new local, four day a week, exercise program. How could we ever stand the wait and excitement! Sure...!

The images usually associated in my thinking relative to such expenditures of time and effort came to mind as well: those in need of something more meaningful with which to occupy themselves; sometimes effeminate men; ladies yet driven by unfulfilled pre-teen ambitions to see themselves as glamorous cheer leaders, ad infinitum.

In response to my thoughts, my wife shared that the "Gospel" aspect here relates to the fact that the rolls, twists and turns attendant such endeavors are performed to the rhythms of Gospel music - thus, supposedly, giving it all a "spiritual" dimension.

Our response was that it had been discovered years ago that cows milked in barns in which soothing music is played tend to give more milk. Does this mean, I asked, that since by one's going through aerobic gyrations accompanied by Christian music the result becomes "Christian aerobics," might it be that by playing Christian music in one's barn a potential for "Christian" milk is created? Could not one just be a Christian engaged in aerobic exercise should such be deemed desirable?

I decided to check out the website of the new program. Somewhat to my surprise, I was rather impressed with what appeared to be the concern and mindset of the young lady heading it all up (along with her considerably more modest attire than some in the field). Having come from a background of obesity and lack of confidence, she purportedly views her present effort a ministry to others of similar need and background.

Is she sincere, or is it all an effort to capitalize on the insecurities and problems of others? At this point I will give her the benefit of the dout. Will God bless such outreach when done from a right motive? Paul notes that benefit can result in association with less than desirable motive (Phil. 1:18). Given such, we trust the young lady is following God's lead and that many will benefit from her endeavor.

Am I ready to join? Well, not quite yet. Now if someone will just pass me the Baptist cornflakes to go with my "Christian" milk.

Burl Ratzsch
(A Baptist - at least of sorts)